Please Keep Smoking

If President Obama has not been able to quit smoking by now I hope he keeps puffing away as long as he is in office, because the last thing this country needs is a leader who is going through nicotine withdrawal.  According to QuitSmokingSupport.com, a website dedicated to helping people kick the habit, withdrawal symptoms include:

-insomnia

-mental confusion

-irritability

-anxiety

-depression

-mood swings

-fatigue

-headaches

-nausea

-feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, feelings of dependency, a state of near paralysis

 

It usually takes 8-12 weeks for a former smoker to feel comfortable being a non-smoker, and withdrawal symptoms can last for six months or more.

           

Personally, I do not want a president who is confused, angry, nervous, depressed, tired, sick and mentally unstable.  So if Obama still needs a cigarette from time to time a grateful nation should say “Thank you for smoking, Mr. President.”

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